英语脑筋急转弯大全13篇

的英语脑筋急转弯大全第1篇睡美人最怕的是什么?(答案：失眠)小明对小华说：我可以坐在一个你永远也坐不到的地方!他坐在哪里?(答案：小华的身上)不管长得多像的双胞胎,都会有人分得出来,这人是谁?(答案：下面是小编为大家整理的英语脑筋急转弯大全13篇,供大家参考。

的英语脑筋急转弯大全 第1篇

睡美人最怕的是什么? (答案：失眠)

小明对小华说：我可以坐在一个你永远也坐不到的地方!他坐在哪里? (答案：小华的身上)

不管长得多像的双胞胎,都会有人分得出来,这人是谁?(答案：他们自己)

世界上除了火车啥车最长? (答案：塞车)

有一个人一年才上一天班又不怕被解雇他是谁? (答案：圣诞老人)

.拿鸡蛋撞石头鸡蛋为何不烂? (答案：拿着鸡蛋撞石头当然不会烂)

前面有一片草地。(打一植物)梅花(没花)

前面又有一片草地。(打一植物)野梅花(也没花)

来了一群羊。(打一水果)草莓(草没)

来了一群狼。(打一水果)杨梅(羊没)

的英语脑筋急转弯大全 第2篇

英语笑话故事：开窗

A gentleman was sitting quietly in a first-class Two ladies got One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitting "Open it again," said the second lady, "I"ll die of suffocation(窒息，闷死) if there is no fresh ""I won"t open it," said the first lady, "I"ll die of cold if the window is "A querrel started, and it continued until the gentleman spoke:"Let"s have the window shut until this lady has died of suffocation, and then we can have it open until this lady has died of After that it will be nice and quiet in here "

解决问题的好办法 一位绅士正静静地坐在头等包厢里，有两位女士走了进来。其中一位见窗户开着，就在落坐之前把窗户“把窗户打开，”第二位女士说道，“如果没有新鲜空气，我会被憋死的。” “不能打开，”第一位说道，“如果它开着，我会被冻死的。” 一场争吵开始，没完没了，直到那位绅士开口：
“我们先让窗户关着，直到把这位女士憋死，然后再打开窗户，直到把这位女士冻死。那以后，这儿就可以恢复平静了。”

的英语脑筋急转弯大全 第3篇

Questions:

Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to

two tall many T"s are there in that

汤米 塔克拿了两段绳子,把两只乌龟拴在两棵大树上.请问这句

话中有多少个"T"

usually takes 8 hours to travel from NewYork to Chicago

by why hasn"t the train leaving the Big Apple

more than ten hours ago arrived yet

通常从纽约到芝加哥坐火车只要8小时,可是这列火车离开纽约已

经超过10小时了,为什么现在还没有到芝城呢

Keys:

are two T"s in"that".

有两个"T".

train was not for

这列火车不是开往芝加哥的.

Notes:

Big Apple指纽约.

的英语脑筋急转弯大全 第4篇

1, Which two words contain thousands of letters? Post office

2, What kind of dog does not bite or bark? A hot dog

3, Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won’t come to

4, What year is the best year for a kangaroo? Leap year

5, Why is Sunday is the strongest day in a week? Because the rest of the days are weak

6, What will break once you say it? Silence

7, What fruit is never found singly? Pear

8, What clothing is always sad? Blue jeans

9, What is heavier in summer than in winter? The traffic to the beach

10, When are people smartest? When it’s sunny, everything is brighter

11, How many legs do horses have? Forelegs in the front, two in the back

12, What’s the poorest bank in the world? The river bank

13, Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? Because dad is

14, What is the smallest room in the world? A mushroom

15, What has nothing but a head and a tail? A Head(正面)tail(反面)

16, What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?

Drink well

17, Why is 10×10=1000 like your left eye? Because it’s not

18, What do you still keep after giving it to someone else? Your word

19, Take away my first letter, take away my second letter, take away all my letters, and I remain the same, what am I? a postman

20, What king belongs to a student? A ruler

21, How long is a shoe? A little more than a foot

22, What is black and white and red (read) all over? Newspaper

23, What has a tongue but can’t talk? An envelope

24, How do you feel today? With my hands, of course

25, What has four legs but only one foot? A bed

26, What has many tails(tales) but no head? A book of stories

27, What has three hands but only one face? A clock

28, Which can move faster, heat or cold? You can catch a cold

29, Who always drives his customers away? A taxi-driver

30, What’s the smallest bridge in the world? The bridge of a nose

31, Who will be your friend, a poor friend or a rich friend? A poor friend, because a friend in need is a friend

32, What colour is the wind? The wind

33, Why is the library the highest building? Because it has the most

34, What is the longest word in the English language? Smile

35, What part of London is in France? The letter “N”.

36, What makes a road broad? B

37, What letter stands for the ocean? C

38, What three letters turn a boy into a man? AGE

39, What starts with T, ends with T, and can be full of T? teapot

40, How can you change a pear into a pearl? L

41, What’s the end of the word? D

42, Why are girls afraid of the letter C? because it makes fat

43, What letter is a kind of drink? T

最经典英语脑筋急转弯

What will you break once you say it?

什么东西一说出来就打破?

沉默

Will liars be honest after they die?

骗子死了之后会诚实吗?

No, they won’ They lie still after they die。

不会，他们死后依旧撒谎。(Lie still：躺着不动;依旧撒谎。)

What always goes up and never goes down?

什么东西只升不降?

Your

你的年龄

Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?

男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下?

He wants to have a hot

他想要一条热狗。

Why can a bride hide nothing?

为什么新娘子什么也藏不住?

Because someone will give her

因为有人会揭发她。(Give away：揭发;在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)

Why is the library the highest building?

为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物?

It has the most

它的楼层最多。(Story：故事;楼层)

What is the smallest bridge in the world?

世界上最小的桥梁是什么?

The bridge of a

鼻梁

What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?

北极与南极的区别是什么?

A whole

整个世界。(a world of difference 天壤之别)

What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory?

淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作?

They want to make

他们想要去做鬼脸。(make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面)

What bird lifts heavy things?

什么鸟能举起重物?

鹤。(Crane：鹤;举重机)

What month do soldiers hate?

军人憎恨什么月?

三月(March：三月;行军)

的英语脑筋急转弯大全 第5篇

What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?

A (蘑菇)

What is smaller than an insect"s mouth?

Anything it

What large instrument do you carry in your ears?

Drums, that is (鼓膜)

What"s too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?

A

What person tried to make you smile most of the time?

A

What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn"t a cat?

A (小猫)

What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesn"t fall; night falls, but doesn"t

What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An (回声)

What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all

What question can you never answer "yes" to"

Are you asleep?

Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to

Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best "

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post

What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all

What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

When do you go as fast as a racing car?

When you are in

How many sides does a house have?

Two - inside and

What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

A

Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

On his

When the boy fell into the water, what"s the first thing he did?

He got wet first of

Who isn"t your sister and isn"t your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

I

What has teeth but cannot eat?

A

What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

A

Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill

Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,

The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after

What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All No animal takes off its tail when eating and

What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

A

What kind of dog never bite?

A hot

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because it can"t sit

What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

It"s nice not to see you

What wears a cap but has no head?

A

What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A

What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college

How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their

What is wind?

Air in a

What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other

的英语脑筋急转弯大全 第6篇

are girls afraid of the letter C ?

is the letter E so important?

are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other?

letter is an animal ?

letter is a question?

is U the jolliest letter?

do you feel today?

can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?

do people wish for something they haven"t got?

can you tell from Peter"s record card with extremely poor grades?

does everybody do at the same time?

resembles half a pie?

works only one day in a year but never gets fired?

do people have two mouth?

do li eat raw meat?

many sides does a circle have?

animal can jump as high as a tree?

can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?

was the Declaration of Independence signed?

you throw a stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?

two"s company and three"s crowd, what"s four and five?

farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?

injured dog had some difficulty going Every step he took, he slipped back However, he still managed to get How did he do it?

falls often but never gets hurt?

did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman"s disguise?

month has 28 days?

is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?

did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?

Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not Why?

do giraffes have long neck?

can you make 6 out of three 7"s?

can you make 6 out of three 5"s?

can you make 1000 out of eight 8"s?

you name the capital of every state in the in ten seconds?

police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no How could that be?

does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?

do you know policemen are strong ?

which hand do you write?

must you do before you return a book to the library?

Answers:

it makes fat fact!

it"s the beginning of everything!

there is love between them!

"s the letter B!

"s the letter Y!

it"s in the midst of fun!

my hands ,of course!

a longer rope and compare with it!

else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!

didn"t cheat!

old!

other half!

Claus

there"s two of

don"t know how to cook!

The inside and the outside!

animals, for trees can"t jump!

at night!

the bottom!

!

!

planted peach trees!

walked in the other direction!

!

passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!

month has at least 28 days!

"s appetite!

a hen!

fell off the last step!

their heads are far from their bodies!

. 7- 7/7=6!

5+5/5=6!

8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!

Washington, !

The police officer was a lady!

it can"t see both sides at

they can hold up traffic with just one hand!

I use a pen!

the book from

的英语脑筋急转弯大全 第7篇

Questions:

eyes never close

谁的眼睛从来不闭

is a fish net made of

鱼网是什么做的

walks all day on its head

什么东西整天用头走路

"s the difference between a monkey and a flea

猴子和跳蚤的区别是什么

Keys:

neddle"s

针眼.

holes tied together with

用绳子系起来的小洞洞.

nail on a

马蹄铁上的钉子.

monkey can have fleas but a flea can"t have

猴子可能长跳蚤,跳蚤不可能生猴子.

Notes:

head of the nail钉子头

跳蚤

的英语脑筋急转弯大全 第8篇

英语笑话故事

on christmas eve santa claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000nt bill lying on the which one of them do you think picked it up?

answer: santa of course! why? because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!

圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起?

答案：当然是圣诞老人啦!为什么?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。

的英语脑筋急转弯大全 第9篇

1 what animal has no wings yet will fly?

2 there are 2 ducks in front of 2 other

there are 2 ducks behind 2 other

there are 2 ducks beside 2 other

how many ducks are there?

3 where can a dog get another tail?

4 why the pig is always eating?

5 what is the longest word in the world?

6 why the dogs afaid t sunbath?

7 why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?

8 why does time fly?

答案：

1Caterpillar 毛虫

原因：因为等它变成了一只蝴蝶以后，就会飞了。

2Four两排，每排两个

3At a retail store(在零售商店)

4He"s making a hog of 它想成为一只肉猪

5SmilesBecause there"s a mile between the letter "s". 微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。

6Because dogs do not want to be hot 因为它们不想成为热狗

They make a little food go a long 因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。

8To get away from all those who are trying to kill 为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人

的英语脑筋急转弯大全 第10篇

Questions:

goes on four legs in the morning, on two at noon,

and on three in the evening

什么走路早上用四条腿,中午用两条腿,晚上用三条腿

do we get if We Cross a woodpecker with a homing

pigeon

把一只啄木鸟和一只识途的鸽子融合在一起,会得到什么

question can never be answered by"Yes"

什么问题永远也不能回答说"是的"

Keys:

crawled when they were babies and walked with two

legs before they had to rely on a crutch in old

是人,他们刚生下来时用四肢爬行,后来用双腿走路,老年时又不

得不依靠拐杖走.

bird that knocks on the door when delivering

将得到一只送信时会敲门的鸟.

"Are you asleep

"你睡着了吗 "

Notes:

>wudpek+啄木鸟

的英语脑筋急转弯大全 第11篇

全是男人的地方——猜一世界地名答案：汉城.

自古以来男人都自称女人是祸水，但为什么男人还是要娶女人呢?答案：因患得福.

用，，，四个数只用加减乘除，如何算出?答案：/(-/)=

中学老师遇到什么事最头痛?答案：感冒.

日本人的腿为什么比较短?答案：因为地震多短腿跑起来稳.

小强最会撒谎，可为什么他的朋友都说他是诚实的孩子呢?答案：都是小强篇的.

大伟在电影最精彩的时候却去上厕所，为什么?答案：因为他没有去看电影呀.

糖罐子为什么会爬蚂蚁?答案：没有盖好.

人在不饥渴时也需要的是什么水?答案：薪水.

男人最喜欢美女眼里的什么水?答案：秋波.

爬高山与吞药片有什么不同之处?答案：一个太难上一个太难下.

桥下只能限高十米，但是船上的货物已超过十米，小兔该怎么办呢?答案：拿几块大石头放到船上船就会下沉一些.

有两个容貌非常相似的男孩，经询问，知道他们是同一对父母所生，出生地点和年份也相同，但他们却不是双生子，也不是三生子、四生子、五生子、……，请问，这两个小男孩究竟是什么关系?答案：他们是兄弟,一个是年初生的,一个是年未生的.

“好马不吃回头草”最合乎逻辑的解释是什么答案：拐着脖子吃哪有直着脖子吃舒服.

一种饮料，由恶意和谎言加上微量事实配制而成的，能有效地削弱领导的洞察力，是什么?答案：小报告.

什么老鼠用两只脚走路?答案：米老鼠

兔子的眼睛为什么是红的?答案：因为他跑输了乌龟哭红的.

猴子会说话，为什么?答案：是他的外号码.

猪八戒是笨死的，那么他的儿子是怎么死的?答案：那当然也是笨死的.

好与坏的中间是什么?答案：与.

的英语脑筋急转弯大全 第12篇

英语绕口令

it"s not the cough that carries you off, it"s the coffin they carry you off in!

little red lorry

miss smith"s fish-sauce shop seldom sells

never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!

nothing is worth thousands of

picky people pick peter pan peanut peter pan peanut is the peanut picky people

ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat

she said she should

shut up the shutters and sit in the

的英语脑筋急转弯大全 第13篇

英语绕口令

1、Ken Dodd"s dad"s dog "s

肯多德爸爸的狗死掉了。

2、If you"re keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt

如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只时兴的吧。

3、Ike ships ice chips in ice chips

4、Keenly cleaning copper

敏锐地清洁铜水壶

5、Local yokel

乡下佬笑话

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